Jacob: I'm a mean m... m... servant of God.
Damn man, I am so tired right now. These all nighters have to stop!! Except they don't, but they do. Ok!! Not a hell of a lot has happened since my last update, but lets see if I can find something to talk about. Ah yes, I went over to Steve's house on Thursday afternoon, and it was pretty fun.
We just sat around playing video games, just like old times, and also like old times, I dominated most of the games we played. I guess after touting his horn as "the best Tekken player in B.C" Steve got a nice slice of humble pie after playing me in Tekken Tag Tournament (best Tekken game). I don't know how many team battle matches we had, but I didn't lose a single one. I've always been confident in my skills in Tekken, and still the only person that has ever given me a consistent challenge is my brother, and I'm quite proud to say that I am the one got him started on Tekken. After TTT we moved on to CvS2 which Steve didn't really have much of a chance at so we didn't really play much of that. Then we finished the afternoon off with some Soul Calibur. Neither of us ever really put much effort into SC since we both agree that it isn't a very balanced or tight fighting game. Don't get me wrong here, I love SC as much as the next guy, but as a serious fighter for pure competitiveness, it isn't even on the same playing field as Virtua Fighter, Tekken or King of Fighters. We did however enjoy ourselves while playing SC since it was more of a level playing field, and I don't think either one of us really dominated the other. And that was that, a simple short visit with an old friend which I hope to have more of. Steve was once a really good friend and I am pretty sure we will work towards rebuilding it to something similar and better, so I'm very happy about that.
I've rented a bunch of movies since last week so I'll give a quick run down of what I thought of them in no particular order, first up is:
1) Undercover Brother
Undercover Brother is a pretty decent movie and would be a great comedy if it wasn't for the totally inconsistent joke structure. I swear that the movie went in streaks of great jokes that make you laugh, followed by Chris Kattan who is just the ultimate not funny person ever, lather, rinse, repeat. I don't know who thinks Chris Kattan is a funny person but I sure would like to meet that person and shoot them in the head twice, because they deserve to die for supporting such a stupid person. However!!! All was not lost! Aside from the horrible Kattan, and hit and miss jokes, Undercover Brother was actually pretty good. If you have any sort of soft spot for good old fashioned 70s humor mixed in with some stereotypical black/white people humor; which by the way isn't so bad in this film trust me, then by all means rent the movie. Tv's very own Doogie Howser MD (c) TM (R) Inc, has a bit part so you know the movie isn't all bad.
Flik's Final Word: The movie is definitely worth a rental, and if you enjoy bonus features the collectors edition is jam packed, take a chance and rent the movie.
2) From Dusk Till Dawn
I haven't seen this movie in a long time and man, after seeing this movie again after so long I must say it is still the absolute kick ass smart aleck wise-cracking bad motherfucker it was when I first saw it. I rented the collectors edition which came with a nice behind the scenes documentary which was pretty interesting for the first 50 minutes or so after which it started to get a bit stale. However if you care about behind the scenes stuff in movies you'll enjoy this honest sneak peak in the weeks in the life of the making of From Dusk Till Dawn, damn that was long winded. Then of course on disc 2 you find the movie!!!
For the first time in my life I was able to watch this movie with surround sound and I must say that it actually did help me enjoy the movie even more. In case you haven't seen From Dusk Till Dawn I must ask you, are you fucking insane? This movie took a fresh off the set of ER George Clooney, combined him with the sheer wit and bad ass writing of Tarantino, and turned him into one of the most memorable and kick ass characters I've seen in an action/horror movie; no let me retract that statement, in a movie period. When I first saw this movie I was surprised that I actually liked the clean cut, nice guy Clooney, and of course since this movie was made he has become a huge star. But I don't think Clooney has ever owned a role as well has he has in this movie. Also I was very impressed with the way Harvey Keitel played his role as Jacob the mean motherfuckin' servant of God, in such a low key manner when anyone familiar with his work knows he can be very intense on the screen, it worked brilliantly as a contrast to Clooney's over the top almost manic performance of Seth.
From Dusk Till Dawn has all the things you love from a Tarantino film: excessive swearing, a couple of gun toting bad asses, excessive violence, twisted humor, scathing wit, amazing on screen chemistry of the cast, and of course, a dash of Mexican vampires thrown in to complete the package. This is one of my favorite movies of all time, and yet it has very little substance at all. It's just an extremely fun witty film that you will probably most enjoy with a couple of buddies while eating pizza and having a few drinks. Let's face it, any movie with a character named "Sex Machine", and Salma Hayek dancing seductively while in her underwear and wrapped in a giant python is bound for greatness.
Not much to say here, I feel pretty neutral about this film and honestly I don't care for it too much. It isn't horrible, but it isn't great either. And it is barely good. Also I am tired from being up all night so I don't want to write about it hee. I would have to say to skip over watching this movie, the plot is hokey and the acting talent that the movie has is wasted on a poor script, save your pennies boys and girls.
Bah, I am passing out. I will write some of my thoughts on the Frozen Throne unofficial beta test (aka. haxxed beta) later tonight once I've had a chance to go through it a bit more. Until then, adieu.
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